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Just got a CLE e-mail and the attorney giving the lecture is Josh Schitz. sorry gentlemen, I must be in seventh grade today, but that is funny. "Mister Schitz..." lol
 

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At least his first name isn’t Harry.
 

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His nickname is Dip...
 

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Or Deep
 

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Schlitz was a pretty good beer way back... just saying
 

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I once had a technician we called in from a company, his name was Richard Palmer, he preferred to be called Dick
No lie, true story.
 

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I had a friend named Richard Whiskey
I called him Dick Liquor ;)
 

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I won t even bring up Michael Hunt
 
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Buddy of mine at a big company in downtown Houston, Tom Estes. His e-mail, auto assigned by the IT system was TESTES@XX.com
 

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20-something years ago had a young woman working for me named Cox, Candace. insisted on being called Candie [not Candy, apparently it made some kind of difference that I was too unintelligent to understand]
 

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I worked with a guy last name Cox, he had a side business selling night crawlers, his logo was “Cox’s crawlers, where size matters”. Sold allot of worms
 

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I remember my Mom telling me way back in the 60's when she worked as an operator for a tele co...they were looking for a guy named "Harry Bottoms". The party that was calling was named "Shirley Pretty on Top"... the page went out as "Shirley Pretty on Top" looking for "Harry Bottoms"...needless to say I was dying! In Arizona,(Indian reservation), hence the unusual name for the female.
 
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My mom was an operator for teleco once too, long ago (late 50s very early 60s). She told a story, because this was corpus christi and she was from apallachia, so she had no experience with hispanic americans then. She was one the phone with Jesus (pronounced Hey-suess) and was calling him Gee-sus and the supervisor lady came running out of her office waving her hands at her. The guy was not offended in any way.

That side of my family had been up in the hills for many generations (my grandmother was offended by the Beverly Hillbillies because it made fun of hill folks) as farmers, miners, and soldiers. One of the comments that my mother made at the phone company that turned heads was she and the other girls were walking to lunch and it was a cold, brisk, windy winters day (something not that common in CC) and she said "Feels like hog killing weather." The others had never heard that.
 
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And speaking of e-mails, a girl that I worked with at Compaq, her email was Hildo@compaq.com, which tickled her no end
 

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I picked up a chick waiting at a bus stop along the road, was a Good Friday before Easter, pink hair, white and black skin tight leather shorts halter top, her name? Jessie Layou, and boy she lived up to the name :)
 
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