Oh, don't get me started now. We usually keeps a good supply of most household items in normal times and did not rush to "the Walmarts" to panic buy, so we've got a nice supply of ass paper, lysol, 409, and eggs. (Pro tip: those come from these things called chickens, and you can buy eggs from folks who have them, not just grocery stores). Alas, I cannot match thy raimant, but rest assured we done gots ya beat.