Big time NJ/NY Car show in the Meadowlands

[NJMAKO]

Hey guys, just wanted to post this flyer for a Car show fundraiser in Rutherford NJ. It’s going to be a very very big show with food trucks, prizes etc. Hope to see a lot of you NJ/NY guys there with your trucks!

 

[Hickster]

Why?? Why wood anyone sponsor a car show there? The god damn place is canceleen car and trucks so why sponsore a show. I am sorry to say but youz guys are in deep shit. And please don't tthink about spreaden your ass hole slander in Fl. Let me make dis clear. WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE OF YOU ASS HOLES. Da mayor of stupid NYC is out lawying gas fired appliances. Den what. Help us world it's cold here. Tough shitskeezes. Cume 2025 youz idiots are in bigger shit. Dare is a start of your power plants bee ing turned off. Den by 2030 da crap really hits da fan. Everybody will have to purchase solar panels. You have no choice. Idiots. No emmisions of any kind into the ass mosphere dat will demize it. By whoms desicision? You guyz will be bailing out faster dan da fire ants in Dave's bath tub. DO NOT cum down here. Freeze to death with you'iis clean air. We don't care how you freeze to death up there. Enough?? Yes. Don't bring youa'lls guns. Oh, you don't have any legal guns only da crimnals do. Idiots. Cali, go to Hiwahee. Got valcainoes there fer heat. Make me puke.

 

[Old Mopar Guy]

WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE OF YOU ASS HOLES.

Slow your roll with your hate speech there Jed. I’ll be heading that way shortly, and I’ll be bringin’ myall’s guns too!

 

[Hickster]

Bring er on Jack a root. Da war ain't ovah yet. Just brang all you'll uz $$ so we can divert it frum ya's in 2 our accounts. Den, get da hell out. If youz can't say grit instead of grits and youa'll,, don't bother. Brang on youz guns cause weed know youz don't have any ammo. You'z cunt buy itster. Jed Clam pet will kick youz nasty speakin roid camster. Bettah keepster you'alls $$ fer youzzes moler panels. Just watch da news and figure out ware youz groin to muve next. Ellie Mae.

 

[Old Mopar Guy]

I roll my own ammo Jed. The rest is all blah, blah, blah to me.

 

[Hickster]

Just keep it up younder,, all we ask.

 

[Old Mopar Guy]

No can do brother. Taking my NY money and going to the Gulf side. Maybe see you at Bradenton, if it’s still open when I get there.

 

[Hickster]

u know I waz out of da office fer an hour 2 let dis go. Butt, youz keep picken at dis like a hemeroid dat I have never had. But youz want 2 fight wit da king of wurds? Have at it stir. I live 40 my nutes frum Bradenton and almost bought a house dare. Pick you'alls resturaunt and time. Me and HC wood be ablized 2 see ya hand ovah yalls $ fer a grouper sammy. Whore a blackened tuner sammy wit duz salty friezes. Or, meat me at HWY 60 motah spot race track in Bratenton, Fl. 45 mynutes frum hea.