And therein lies the problem. Even at 17%, I don't have enough money to make it worthwhile.
Now if you go after my girlfriend, who does have money, I'd be right back in jail. Not because of something you did, but because you tried. Then again, realistically she's more than capable of taking care of herself so I wouldn't necessarily know that anything happened if you entered the barn.
At least not until she asked me to fill in one of the graves I've dug for the horses. Then I'd say "Huh? How did this elderly man manage to fall into a grave back here? Oh well, I'll cover him up and dig a new spare tomorrow."
Pretty safe bet that you didn't tell your wife where you were going, so she would stay busy putting up Missing Person posters in New York. In vain.